I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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