I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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