i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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