I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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