And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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