I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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