just come out here and I will go home with you...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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