Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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