Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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