He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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