i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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