he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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