i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
a search helicopter?!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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