she woke up with a sticky ear
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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