I'm really into asian looking animals
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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