Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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