seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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