He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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