i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
