saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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