eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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