i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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