hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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