I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
