I hope mine doesn't look like that
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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