Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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