The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm always down for nudity.
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