he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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