is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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