I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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