every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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