its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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