Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You took a bar mat shot.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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