All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
