umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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