Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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