So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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