I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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