they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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