you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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