I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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