its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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