i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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