you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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