That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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