I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wish i was in the wii world.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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