Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
