somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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