Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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