I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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