after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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