kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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