I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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