maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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