For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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