My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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