i don't like sucking hair
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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