The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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