Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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