people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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